Great news, Wynn bites the dust!

Guys , a number of you have commented regarding a blog I sent earlier in the piece where I outlined the contact I had with the evil crone on the Customer Services Desk (that's a joke) at our Dolphin Square  complex.
Whenever I have very occasionally dwelt on the question of whether God in fact exists, the inevitable thought that always pops into my mind is, if this sucker is in fact the real deal, does he have a sense of humour and/or a dark side.
On every occasion  I've been forced to have contact with the evil woman on the CS Desk, I've gone away wondering what kind of sick joke God has pulled on the residents of Dolphin Square.
It's hard to believe that so much evil and negativity could reside within the wizened up body of this creature who claims to be a humanoid.
To get a handle on what she's like, can I just say that if you were to combine the characters of Albert Steptoe (Steptoe & Son) and Dot Branning (The Eastenders) , well you would be getting pretty close to the mark.
Whenever I'm forced to visit the CS Desk and encounter this public relations disaster on two pins, two immediate thoughts come to mind.
1) FLEE! , and fast or
2) Quick, tape her mouth and stick a brown paper bag over her head before 
     she has time to react.
So friends, I have to tell you that today's residents circular announcing the retirement of one Wynn Mitchell will be very welcome news to all Dolphin Square residents.
Julia thinks this poor excuse for a human being has probably been fired. I would like to think that's the case however to be honest I can't see that any of her managers would have the guts for a full on frontal attack. This old bird doesn't take prisoners.
Anyway, the last hurrah is on Thursday 26th July when the Dolphin Tenants Association are inviting us to cough up seven quid to attend Wynn's farewell party.
Instinct tells me to stay well away from that function however I think we might just pop along and hopefully earwig in on a few final shots that will inevitably pour out of this evil dwarf's mouth.