Come on Julia, you know you are best person to handle these Post Office types. Just give em' the old Kiwi charm

The Amalfi Post Ofiice. Don't let the exterior fool you for one minute. Trust me, there's mayhem awaiting you inside

Aaah, the trusty ticket dispenser. This sucker has been taking training lessons from Hal , the computer who went hay wire in 2001 A Space Odyssey 

It's pointless to think for even a nano second that this ticket number bears any relationship to the  expression sequential numbering. That process would be waaaay too easy

Numbers that don't make sense . Non existent counters  . Keep it rolling. We have lived in Europe for months. we are battle hardened  Bring it on!

That guy hiding behind is living proof that , that...........well, something!