Thursday, 22 March 2012

Wackos on tap

Julia and friend in the architecture section at the V&A

The 360 to Sloane Square, South Kensington and The Royal Albert Hall from the safety of the Goya

Goya, our favourite late afternoon watering hole in Lupus St a stones throw from our apartment

Re Ken , what a plonker!

Talk about Wackos


Talk about Wackos.
Guys, to be frank, today was pretty weird. We start off at Post Office where Julia fronts up to pay our council rates (UKP60per mth). She starts to line up behind a wino reeking of stale urine and the guy behind the counter was waving a card to ward off the smell and it all becomes too much for her. The guy serving counter 1 tells her to move down to counter 4. He makes an attempt to apologize by saying ‘this is what we have to put up with’ but the offer to move was a pointless offer. This welfare recipient had basically destroyed the place. The smell was beyond description. Julia was gagging and bravely stood her ground her nostrils flattened as thin as a rabbit flattened by a truck.
Then onto the 360 bus to south Kensington. In troops a Jamaican woman aged about thirty. I thought she was having an argument on a mobile, however after thirty seconds Julia informed me that the woman was having a two way argument with herself which was both interesting and a tad scary. Just as we came abreast of the Chelsea Pensioners Home this woman turns to the guy next to her (a teenager wearing headphones and listening to very loud rap music) and screamed at the top of her lungs “ Stop talking to me. You are too fat, (in fact he was a skinny white guy). Don’t touch me or I will call the Police”. Maybe the teenager didn’t hear her or had heard it all before, however he didn’t move a muscle. I have to tell you I was slightly relieved when this barking mad wacko exited left at the Sloane Square stop.
Onto the V&A (no dramas there) then onto a life changing lecture at the natural science museum entitled ‘Bat Winter Survival Strategies’. Julia made the comment that she thought I should be certified for attending this lecture. What does she know? If this Bat thing develops I’m the first one she will turn to when looking for help.
The rest of the afternoon was pretty mundane. Down to the Goya in Lupus Street for a cheeky Spanish Sav (check out their web site, they do great Tapas).
Then no sooner had we returned to the flat than the buzzer rang and
I opened the door to be confronted by a huge fat guy wearing a flaming red rosette who proceeded to thrust out his hand, tell me he was working to reelect Ken Livingstone (that’s as in Red Ken Livingstone) and then turned to his left and said “ Let me introduce you to London’s next mayor, Ken Livingstone.”
At this point I’m wondering what the bloody hell is Ken Livingstone doing hanging out on the seventh floor of a two thousand unit apartment building clogged with foreigners and Conservative voters at 7.30 on a Thursday evening in March.
No matter, Ken delicately extends a paw and asks me if he can count on my vote.
Filled with Dutch courage, courtesy of the Goya’s modestly priced Spanish Savs, I proceed to tell Ken that once he has squared away uncertainty over his dodgy personal tax issues, I will more than likely tick his box.
Ken doesn’t say a word, thrusts a pamphlet into my palm then storms off towards apartment 709 and beyond.
Time to tune into the Classical Music Channel and wind down. These drama filled days are all getting a little too much.
      

A vital course for all resident Londoners

Guys, we have just attended a one hour course on Bat Winter Survival Strategies at the Natural History Museum.
I think we now have a good handle on this subject and are prepared for any eventuality
We are ready.
Now we just have to track down one of these little suckers so we can put our training to the test

Wednesday, 21 March 2012

Spare a thought for the piano tuner



Spare a thought for the piano tuner


Spare a thought for the piano tuner
Last night was a really uplifting experience. We managed to nail great seats at The Royal Albert Hall to take in a couple of Beethoven Piano Concertos performed by Lang Lang. What’s to say about this guy and his performance. In short this guy is a living genius. It’s no wonder that he is currently carrying popular opinion as the world’s premier pianist.
With a full support of the Philharmonia Orchestra, Lang Lang hit the ground running.
Within about a minute of assaulting the ivories this guy had a sell out crowd of 5,500 right within his grasp. What amazed me was the complete lack of noise from the audience. No coughing, no banging of doors, none of the usual background irritation.
It was like we were in some kind of collective trance and were hanging on every note as if it was a matter of life or death.
In fact at some points during quieter moments it was so eerily quiet you could have heard a pin drop.
What a concert!
What an experience!
So much talent within the body of one twenty seven year old. Amazing stuff
As an aside, when we took our seats twenty minutes prior to kick off the only guy on stage was the piano tuner who was  hard at work doing his thing and continued to fine tune the Grand right up to the point when the conductor hit the stage
Then again during the twenty five minute interval, no sooner had Lang Lang exited right  than our mate rushed back on stage and spend the full interval period fine tuning Lang Lang’s weapon of choice.
Give that tuner a  big bonus
As for the  audience reaction at concerts end, they went ballistic
Nine curtain calls. More bunches of flowers that you would find in a large hospital on Mothers Day.
And only a thirty minute trip back to the apartment.
Off to buy the CD today
Cheers 

Party Central

Brazen Head

O'Neills

O'Donaghues

The Foggy Dew

She's Got My Vote

Wild Weekend in Dublin


Wild Weekend in Dublin
My gift to John for his 60th birthday was to celebrate this memorable occasion with an Irish flair and to take in St Patrick’s Day with its entire splendor. In other words…a three-day party!
The signs were there on the aircraft flying over to the Emerald Isle; lots of green and everyone pumped up with the air of anticipation. It was a bit like going to a final of Crusaders rugby game.
We were booked into a great hotel ‘The Shelbourne’ in a perfect location with grand bars and close to the action. It’s a pity the bed was over-plumped and the pillows only fit for Irish giants.
Now, as for the next 72 hours, it was just a blur.
The Highlights:
Day One. Dinner at that well know Lebanese restaurant ‘The Cedar Tree’ where John made the mother of all faux-pas. When asking the owner if the shaky, doddery waiter who had served us a couple of years back, when dining with our friends the Cockcrofts, was still above ground, only to be served thirty seconds later by this same doddery old fart! Oh dear. It has to be said that John was very good at disaster recovery. Impressive!
Post dinner drinks at The Foggy Dew.
Day Two. John’s BIG DAY of the big SIX O!
We started with a huge Irish brekkie including monstrous wedges of the famous black and white puddings.
We followed this near death experience with a feeble attempt to explore the sights but were constantly distracted by the green throng being sucked into the local pubs. It was raining, so that was our excuse. The queue to see The Book of Kells would have left us drenched so we abandoned that to head off down to The Brazen Head, where by 11.30am the Guinness was flowing like it was the last day on earth. Hoards of small green persons (not leprechauns) poured through the door and mingled with the increasingly intoxicated patrons. The mood was buoyant and getting higher all the time as the German group near us descended into drinking songs and we all joined in. Yah. It was overwhelming.
We left there and crawled around the other Dublin pubs like O’Neil’s and Donoghues that were swelling with partygoers.
To finish off this special day we dined at an enormous French Bistro ‘Café en Seine’ which is packed to the rafters with French décor and we sipped our French Champagne into the wee hours.
Day Three. The day arrived in a riot of green and orange. It took me a wee while to realize that the little green grassy masses tucked or pinned on to the staff at the hotel were fresh shamrocks. Cute.
After another Irish breakfast, five hundred thousand others and we couldn’t wait to hit the streets to take in the parade and general mayhem. We found our spot, enjoyed watching the antics of Irish teenagers in some sort of mating ritual and harassing the Garda by drinking banned alcohol and climbing up on to restricted fences. The parade was grand but it did bring back memories of old street marches of the past with pipe bands and garish floats.
Then into The Foggy Dew and we quickly became drinking buddies with our new Irish friend Marcus and his German friends. Lots of shenanigans then off to ‘Head for the Border’, another bar, to view the Ireland vs. England, six nations rugby battle. When we said we were New Zealanders the response for the Irish patrons around us was ‘ R E S P E C T’. That makes you feel good being a Kiwi. Thanks All Blacks.
Well, as you can see it was a fantastic three-day break and well worth repeating.
Now we are back in London to a more normal and liver friendly existence.