Wednesday, 18 April 2012

The things one does to stay alive


The things one does to stay alive






















Guys,
If you have read our blog recently you will have noted that I recently visited the local GP to nail an order for Blood Pressure tablets
What I avoided mentioning was what actually went down during an immediately following the consultation
The night before the appointment was a huge evening inclusive of a four establishment pub crawl culminating in drinks at the Black Friar
Moving onto the following morning and we go out for a long walk and though I didn't feel hungry Julia insisted we drop into a restaurant called Seafresh for a "light lunch"
I sit down , show little interest in the menu  so julia promptly orders the special of the day , Haddock and chips for UKP12.95
The waiter advises that the smaller portions have run out and would we mind paying the extra two quid for the larger portion
No problem , lets just eat and get the hell out of here and into fresh air.
I have my back to the open kitchen area so when five minutes later Julia looks in the general direction of the kitchen, announces our meals are coming then lets out a groan, I know it can't be a good sign
Twenty seconds later I'm looking down at my "light lunch" , laid out on a plate the size of a serving dish for roasts
And what do I spy through the slits in my one remaining semi opened eye
Well, apart from a kilo of large fries, and upwards of four cubic inches of tartare sauce, what really starts my heart bounding is the sight of this one single piece of Haddock. Up to this point in my life I had no idea about how large a Haddock reached when fully grown. However i can now confirm that the haddock is obviously a close relative of the Whale. This sucker , battered to the gills, must have extended eighteen inches  along the plate. It was at least ten inches wide and and inch thick.
This wasn't a fish!
This wasn't a lunch!
This was a way of life!
My heart starts pumping like I'm about to have a heart attack and I'm suddenly perspiring to beat the band.
As soon as the waiter has retreated I beg Julia to agree to just throw down some cash and cut and run
My proposal is turned down flat and I'm told to get a grip and simply eat what I can.
So I shut up and do my best, in fact we both give it our all.
Thirty minutes later and we have removed maybe a third of the meal from our plates.
At that point we call it quits, pay the cash and stumble home for a lie down
Whilst flaked out on the couch, I thought briefly about canceling the appointment but on reflection thought I would just "man up" and tough it out
Next scene, I'm in the doctors examination room, feeling .......... I can't adequately describe how I was feeling suffice to say I had felt better
The doctor proceeds to measure my heart rate and blood pressure.
I should note at this point that apparently the norm on this procedure is 120 over 80
In my case my doctor seems happy that I'm around 130 over 90
So my new Pimlico GP takes a reading then quickly looks up and says to me , are you OK
I say why
And she says, because your readings have just gone off the dial. you have the measurements of a driver in the last laps of a Formula One race
I try to put on the innocent , neutral face look and obviously fail miserably.
So the doctor then looks me straight in the eyes and says, just tell me what you have been up to over the last twenty four hours, what have you drunk, and what have you eaten.
So I respond, do you mean apart from a four bar Pub crawl last evening where I must have downed a couple of bottles of wine, followed by dinner consisting of one horrible pastie , two bags of salt and vinegar chips, a few hand fills of salted peanuts, coffee and an orange for breakfast , and half a whale and a medium sized bag of potatoes deep fried into chips washed down by two glasses of red for launch, apart from that......nothing.....honest!
The doctor stares at me like I'm insane and says, are you aware that sixty year old bodies aren't designed for this level of abuse
So I say, no I wasn't , do you think it might be a good idea to tone things down for a couple of days.
Exit the surgery with prescription request in hand however at this point I have more pressing engagement and without further ado I'm straight down to the local Argos store where I purchase my own personal Blood Pressure/Heart Rate monitor (UKP24.50 from all good stores, batteries included)
It's now a few days down the track and I'm happy , no what I mean is that I'm ecstatic that my heart rate and blood pressure readings are now averaging 129 over 80
I think this London lifestyle agrees with me
Now where can we go for lunch today to  celebrate our 31st wedding anniversary


Cheers,
John























Monday, 16 April 2012

The NHS


The National Health Service

The National Health Service
For years I have heard any number of negative comments regarding Londoners dealings with the NHS  however I have to tell you that our experiences have been nothing but positive
A couple of years back we lived  in Islington. The local NHS surgery was a five minute stroll from our front door. No appointments required. All you had to do was front up to the counter, they would flick you a number and within a guaranteed thirty minutes your number would flash up on a screen and you would be in business. Appointments were free and any medication required was at minimal cost.
A couple of years down the track in Pimlico and it's the same story 
At 1000 hrs one morning Julia chipped her tooth, and bingo, two hours later an NHS approved dentist has her up and running again for £35. If we had her registered the cost would have been even less
A couple of days back I strolled into our local surgery to make an appointment.
I'm chatting away to one of the receptionists and say to her that I've noticed that this surgery seems to cater to a wide diversity of the population who I assumed had different preferences when it came to appointment times.
The receptionist then tells me that free call in surgery times on a Monday morning are a war zone, however during the rest of the week those on a benefit and mothers tended to plug for morning appointments and those hard working types who reside in the Dolphin Square accommodation generally insist on slots before or after work, which leaves the afternoons pretty much free.
And with that I bagged an appointment for 1620hrs.
It probably assisted my cause when I fronted the doctor fully equipped with a copy of my Christchurch Doctors notes so the whole process of nailing blood pressure tablets was all over in ten seconds.
What was really interesting (unlike my ever vigilant genius Doctor Ding in Christchurch) was this local GP's relaxed attitude towards the volume of the prescription.
My new medical buddy Dr Nalliah initially advised that she could only prescribe two months of tablets. I immediately tell her that I'm off to France, won't be around in a couple of months, and suggested she might like to extend the prescribed period to four months
No problem, and with a four month prescription in hand (still leaving me one month short for our total time away) I wander down to the local chemist.
Now the young Indian guy who owns this chemist outlet is one really cool dude. After a couple of minutes we are deep in conversation about the merits of our respective national cricket sides 
At this point I think what the hell, you never know unless you ask, so I say to this guy, look I have a slight problem, the doctor only gave me four months supply of these tablets and I actually need five 
This guy thinks about it for a couple of seconds and responds, four months, five months, what's the difference, turns around to one of his staff and instructs then to add an additional month. 
And that's the thing I've noticed in my short time in London, the approach towards health care is obviously a volume driven thing and as a result , is far more casual than the average Kiwi operation
And as for costs, everything is free, appointment, pills , it's all courtesy of the NHS
So what's the downside.
My feeling is that if you contracted anything really serious and if you had the dosh, you would be best to employ the services of a higher priced medical person. I thing all this free stuff is OK for low hanging fruit type medical issues however I would be a little uneasy if we had a major issue to tackle head on.
Just one other thing which is also common to New Zealand , there is army sized sector of the population who are suffering from any number of medical and social issues varying from mental challenges, medical problems , lack of family, no money etc etc, who are basically living a life where the NHS just throw money at them and leave them to fend for themselves.
And I tell you, if you were on the skids and attempting to survive in London without any realistic expectation of family or state support, then you would be confronted by the mother of all challenges.
This city is just the greatest place to live if you are upwardly mobile or on top of your game. However it's a bloody jungle for any who have fallen off their perch 

Cheers, and good health!




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Sunday, 8 April 2012

Life Continues

The fifth encore, the Messiah, Royal Albert Hall

Eggcellent! The big egg hunt.

The Harp in Chandos Place just off Trafalgar Square. A great location to kick back and watch the world go by 

110 Hyde Park Place. The width of this house varies between 30 and 36 six inches

Life Continues

Overview for the past week or so.

Monday 26 March we checked out the National Army Museum with an excellent exhibition on war horses. I thought of you Kath while appreciating the amount of work these beautiful animals endured during the wars. I have to take my hat off to the British as this museum is wonderful. 
As this museum is in Chelsea we wandered home and found ourselves walking through the grounds of The Royal Hospital  Chelsea mixing it up with the men in red. These Chelsea Pensioners seem to live a monastic life but look resplendent in their red coats and garb. A very peaceful experience.

Tuesday 27 March started with a very scary moment when a nasty little cornflake broke my tooth. A cornflake! Of course to see a dentist or doctor here, one must register in advance at the practice, so there was a bit of a panic as the nerve was exposed and I was starting to climb the wall. I had visions of Tom Hanks in Castaway making home dentistry my new hobby. Luckily after many phone calls & visits I got it sorted with a temporary filling. The lovely Indian dentist so charming in his turban said it may not last a week! So far so good. A hear a crown coming on.

Wednesday 28 March we spent the morning at one of our favourite colourful spots, Camden. I always feel I have been dropped onto another planet here as everything is so vibrant, bustling and a bit crazy.
That evening was a highlight for me. 'She Stoops to Conquer' at the National Theatre. An ingenious English comedy of chaos, courtship and the dysfunction family. Katherine Kelly (Becky from Coro) was brilliant.

Thursday 29 March - John has given you the run down on this one - Another Boring Thursday(not).

Friday 30 March. Another highlight 'Vivaldi and Handel  by Candlelight'' at St Martin in the Fields. We had front seats so we could see the perspiration on the musicians brows and feel their concentration. Uplifting and exciting.
Post concert, standing outside the church waiting for the bus our senses were shaken. About 2000 cyclists, skateboarders, cycle taxis and anything on wheels appeared from Haymarket. Some had flashing lights and boom-boxes attached, so it was a real spectacle. They made their way through Trafalgar Square and then disappeared down The Strand. The noisy colourful mass of jostling cyclists, some toppling and crashing, who brought the traffic to a halt for at least 15 minutes and not a copper in sight. Just as quickly as they appeared, they disappeared and we jumped upon our #360 bus and made our way home.

Saturday 31 March was mooching around Oxford Street Day. John had to pull me out of the Christian Louboutin shoe department at Selfridges. Just love those red soled French beauties. Real ART.

Sunday 1 April. A very cool spring day. Our first plan was to visit Apsley House, a gift to the Duke of Wellington by a grateful nation. Well worth a visit!
This residence with the address No1 London, was definitely Party Central whilst D of W was alive and kicking. It had fallen on to hard times but is now restored to it's former glory. I must mention here that Napoleon Bonaparte plays a big part in the D of W history especially when you are confronted by a 3-4 metre tall marble naked statue of the little Emperor/ little General.
Back in Hyde Park munching on hot dogs ( I know, but when in Rome) we watched about 500 in-line skaters assemble, then file off in snake-like fashion down Knightsbridge completely stuffing traffic flow in the process. A brilliant sight on such a crisp, spring London day.
Then off to Marble Arch to check out No 10 Hyde Park Place ( London's smallest house). Erected in 1810 over an alley-way entrance in an effort to stop grave robbers stealing recently buried corpses of those who had the misfortune of being hung. The Public Hanging Gallows was just along from Marble Arch. This skinny house is spartan to say the least, the ground floor behind the front door is just an alley, 1st floor is a tiny bathroom, 2nd floor an equally small sized bedroom, accommodation only a nun would love. In fact this property and the one next to it had been taken over by a group of nuns who have sworn a vow of silence so they could concentrate on praying for the souls of the many now, long- dead,hanging victims. 

Monday 2 April. We had BIG plans for the day...but these were destroyed in one foul blow! ***T R A F F I C  *** J A M**** 
This mother of all traffic jams was at Victoria and being on the upper deck of our lovely red London bus we had a one hour, bird's eye view of the chaos & mayhem.
My goodness, me thinks, what on earth will the Olympics do to this city???
So, we flagged Plan A and switched to Plan B by finally reaching Trafalgar Square, staggering off the bus and found ourselves in 'The Harp'. This was voted Britain's Best Pub 2011 ( I suggest that Binnie, the landlady rigged the result). Then to fantastic Leadenhall to have a drink with the local gentry in 'Broker's Wine Bar' overlooking the grand halls. At first I thought that women were not allowed in this establishment as I felt conspicuous being the only female but after a while a couple of fine dames sauntered in. Phew!

Tuesday 3 April and we checked out The Jewish Museum.
Our only comment is that the nine million pound make-over has produced a fantastic facility in Camden. Also, have to say it was a little freaky when approaching the bomb-proof front entrance armed by two burley guards. The front door of this fortress was at least 20cm thick steel and reinforced glass. The ageing, enthusiastic volunteer guides were apiece of work in themselves, being highly intelligent and very knowledgeable. They had a great sense of humour and didn't hold back expressing their views. Good stuff.
Now we finished off the day at Ronnie Scott's with the pleasure of a unique experience listening to an 'A' grade nutbag Sarah Gillespie. An interesting musician-songwriter living in a bit of a time warp. She'd be the perfect 1960's weekend urban guerilla. Her latest and self-proclaimed masterpiece is a thing called  'War With Trevor' - a 15 minute diatribe which extols the virtues of the dysfunctional and lambasts the middle,upper class, politicians, business people and meat eaters.
It was a Double Bill and the second act was the main act of the evening being a punky jazz combo 'Get the Blessing' led by the brilliant bassist ex Portishead.
We loved it, especially the female drummer Daisy Palmer who had an uncanny resemblance to my friend Doc Martin- Vicki.

Wednesday 4 April and a lovely morning in Covent Garden checking out the 210 eggs of The Big Egg Hunt. These hand-painted and cleverly designed eggs  had been spotted all over London but were now scattered across Covent Garden. A magic sight. 
Now this evening we had booked ourselves to hear Christy Moore a legendary Irish singer-songwriter who we knew little about,perform at the Royal Festival Hall. We were warned, when we took our seats by the young Irishman next to me that most of the audience would by Irish and possibly had had a few, a bit like him. We did notice a distinctive smell of Guinness wafting throughout the auditorium. This guy also anticipated that there might be some hecklers, shouting and quite a bit of audience participation. We were ready and strapped ourselves in for the bumpy ride. The 3000 sell-out crowd went nuts over this ageing Irish troubadour and his trusty sidekick guitarist Declan or Deccy as Christy called him. It was an emotionally charged concert. Christy's Irish accent was so strong and the lyrics so Irish ( you know what I mean ) we couldn't understand a thing at times.
This was a one-set concert so NO breaks with the inevitable  repercussion of endless devotees with full  bladders washing around their systems.Throughout the entire concert there was a constant flow of  weavers and staggerers bumping to and fro to the loos like dogem cars at a fairground, with no thought to keeping quiet in the process. When returning they invariably got themselves lost and one could hear 'Seamus, over here' or ' Sean, back here'. All of this was quite normal and no one battered an eyelid. It was just the way it is when you go to a concert attended by 3000 Irish fans. Wouldn't have it any other way.

Thursday 7 April took us back to the Apple Store at Covent Garden, the ultimate one-stop shop where the staff will sort all your problems. Our heros.
We decided to splurge this evening and had booked ourselves into a delightful 50 year old French Provincial restaurant just off  Square called ' La Poule au Pot'. I was all geared up to speak French all evening which was great fun. One thing I noticed was that at most of the tables around us at least one person at each table could speak excellent French. Well, it was Sloane Square darling, and I guess most of the clientele spend their hols in France.

Good Friday 6 April - The Messiah at The Royal Albert Hall 2.30pm matinee
An uplifting experience and highly charged performance. Everyone stood to attention during the Hallelujah chorus which brought a tear to the eye. Five encores which indicates the level of appreciation. 

That brings us up to date as John has supplied a run down on our frantic Saturday at the Oxford/Cambridge boat race on the Thames yesterday.

Until next time. Cheers Julia

Ying and Yang

The lengths to which one goes to save a Quid

The ease with which said Quid is subsequently spent, courtesy of the La Poule au Pot restaurant off Slaone Sqaure