Wednesday, 8 August 2012

Final closure on The Dolphins devils spawn

Postscript to the departure of Wynn, the loathed and much despised front counter "Customer Services " (joke!)  receptionist at our Dolphin Square Apartments.
Just to update that today, I had a bit of a chat with the very pleasant Jamaican  receptionist who had to work alongside the evil Wynn during her many years at the Dolphin. The conversation went something like this 
John  (JRA) . "So I see Wynn's gone"
Jamaican guy (JAM). Long pause, very long pause......."Yes"
JRA. "I bet her husband will be dancing for joy now that he can spend his every waking hour with his wife"
JAM. "He's dead, she's a widow woman"
JRA." I see, that's a pity"
JAM. "I doubt it . He was probably better off dying when he did"
JRA. "Yeah, I think I see where you are coming from"
JAM. "Man, that woman was a piece of work. If I'd been married to her, no question, I would have topped myself years ago. I hope her husband has gone to heaven , cause it's a guarantee that when Wynn dies she will be on a one way ticket to hell. No question about it"
JRA. "Yeah, I obviously didn't know her too well, however I have to admit that she didn't appear to be the most user friendly person I've met"
JAM. Big roar then emits from JAM's mouth "User friendly . USER FRIENDLY. Man that woman was the devil. Look I've said too much. Let's just say that since 27th July every working day has turned into a joyful experience"
JRA. " I suspect 1200 apartment owners will agree with your sentiments"
JAM "Man, you got that in one"

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